Use of Profanity With Age

8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!

18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.

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aishaneko:

narglefighter:

especiallygoodfinder:

GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.

WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.

YAY ITS BACK

When someone reminds the teacher there was homework.

laughingstation:

Me:

You will laugh out loud!

clairesawyer:

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

badtvblog:

ladisputing:

ladisputing:

I’m sending this to the 2012 Olympics

Want a bigger win? They responded:

caffeineandcarpaltunnel:

Someone stole the lid off the sewers in my street again and someone thought it would be prudent to put a fucking couch where the lid used to be.

You know.

To warn drivers that the sewer line’s lid was stolen. ‘N shit.

tyleroakley:

What if God was one of us?

bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before